"Klumpies in the mist"
by
© Creative Conspiracy/Universal Music Belgium
FADE IN:
EXT. VARIOUS - DAY
Open on various signature sets IN THE PIPPLE TREE completely shrouded in a thick fog, e.g.: the Castle, the School, the Windmill. As a throwaway gag, a GENERIC KLUMPIE walks into a lamp post or a wall.
KLUMPIE
(Far off)
Ow!
EXT. PIAZZA - DAY
The Piazza is reduced to mere silhouettes of buildings. The lights from the shop windows are just coloured luminous blobs, identifying nothing. ELLA and SUNNY walk onto the Piazza.
SUNNY
Why are we doing this NOW?
ELLA
Because it's the start of the new SEASON, silly! In MY position, I simply can't AFFORD to be seen wearing OUTDATED dresses, you know!
SUNNY
Who could tell in this fog?
ELLA
(patronising laugh)
Oh, Sunny! Afraid of a spot of bad weather, are we?
SUNNY
(gritted teeth)
No, I just like to know where I AM. Never mind what I LOOK like!
ELLA
Ah, now, see, that's where you're simply wrong! You must always try to look your best! Of course, in YOUR case--
SUNNY
In MY case WHAT?
MONSTRUOUS VOICE (O.S.)
GROOOAAAAARGH
The girls freeze on the spot. From where they are (middle of the Piazza) all they can see are darker and brighter patches of fog. Ella clings to Sunny, who scrunches her eyes, trying to peer into the fog.
ELLA
What... What was THAT?!
SUNNY
Don't know. Sounded big, though.
ELLA
How... how big, do you think?
SUNNY
Oh, I don't know. About Klumpzilla-sized, I think?
ELLA
(freaking out)
Don't SAY that!
SUNNY
(mocking)
Well, at least you're looking your best, your highness!
MONSTRUOUS VOICE (O.S.)
(Much closer)
GROOOAAAAARGH
A HUGE, SHAMBLING SHAPE suddenly appears in the fog! A couple of loud THUMPS shake the ground. Now, both Ella and Sunny jump in each others arms.
ELLA & SUNNY
WHAAAAAAA! RUUUUUUUN!!
The girls take off.
INT. THRONEROOM - DAY
Sunny and Ella are standing before the KING and QUEEN. Also
present are: BERTIE, CHIP, CAPTAIN BANG, GUARDS #1 and #2, ROLY BLUNK and a
number of GENERIC KLUMPIES.
ELLA
It was GIGANTIC!--
SUNNY
Well, big, anyway--
ELLA And it had BIG CLAWS--
SUNNY What?--
ROLY
And HUGE teeth!
SUNNY
(spins around)
Wait, what?
ROLY
I saw it too! I was on my rounds, when this huge THING
suddenly appeared! It ROARED at me and the ground shook with every step it
took! I'm lucky to have gotten away!!
GENERIC KLUMPIE #1
I saw it too!
GENERIC KLUMPIE #2
Me too!
ALL
<worried murmurs>
KING KLUMP
Well... yes, well... erm... Captain Bang?
BANG
(salutes)
Sire!
KING KLUMP
Perhaps you should go and investigate?
BANG
(salutes, turns to Guard #1)
Yes, Sire! Private! Atteeeeen-shun! Apprehend suspected
monster bearing claws plus teeth! On the double!
GUARD #1
(panicked)
Who, me?! It's just, er..., I was just about to... er... go
clean my armour?
BERTIE (O.S.)
I'll go!
All eyes turn to Bertie.
BERTIE
I don't believe in monsters! I'm sure there's a simple
explanation for all of this, and I'm going to go find out!
Bertie marches to the door of the throne room, then turns
around.
BERTIE
Chip? Aren't you coming?
CHIP
(startled)
Huh? Oh, eh... yes. Yes.
EXT. PIAZZA - DAY
Bertie and Chip walk across the Piazza. Bertie's putting on a
brave face, but Chip is very skittish. Everywhere they pass, doors are being
bolted and window shutters are shut.
BERTIE
Everybody's panicking... But WE'RE not scared, are we, Chip?
CHIP
(swallows)
Yeah, sure. We're NOT scared...
MONSTRUOUS VOICE (O.S.)
GROOOAAAAARGH
The two friends huddle together. A couple of heavy thumps
make the ground shake. Then everything's quiet again. Bertie mans up and tries
to go on, but he can't, because Chip's hanging on to his arm and not moving an
inch.
BERTIE
Come on, Chip! We've GOT to figure this out!
CHIP
(teeth chattering)
Yeah, I-I-I'm... not-scared. Not-scared-at-at-at-at-all...
BERTIE
Let's go! There's only ONE Klumpy who'll know what this is
about!
The pair goes forth... cautiously.
INT. SEEFORTHS LAB - DAY
The doors to the lab are wide open and there are no lights
on. Even indoors, the fog is present. Bertie and Chip peek around the
doorframe.
BERTIE
Seeforth?
The two Klumpies enter the lab. Bertie looks around at the
mess. Chip follows on his heels, teeth chattering and constantly looking back.
Bertie stops at a cluttered work bench and Chip bumps into
him. Bertie, annoyed, turns and looks at him.
CHIP
S-s-s-s-sorry Bertie...
Bertie looks back at the work bench. On it lies a large
blueprint and a strange bit of machinery.
CHIP
Where's S-s-s-Seeforth?
BERTIE
(pre-occupied)
I don't know...
CHIP
M-m-m-maybe the monster ATE him?
BERTIE
I don't think so...
MONSTRUOUS VOICE (O.S.)
(far off)
GROOOAAAAARGH
Bertie looks up and frowns. Chip ducks, eyes shut tight and
teeth chattering even louder.
Bertie grabs the blueprint and the piece and heads out of the
lab. Chip looks up, in a panic.
CHIP
Bertie?! Don't LEAVE me!
Chip frets, then rushes after Bertie.
CHIP
BERTIE!!
EXT. PIAZZA - DAY
Bertie marches up the Piazza. Chip runs after him, scared
silly. Suddenly the HUGE, shambling shape RUSHES out of the fog, straight
towards them!
MONSTRUOUS VOICE
GROOOAAAAARGH
A couple of earth-trembling thumps follow, as the shape comes
ever closer! Chip rolls up into a little trembling ball
CHIP
(bawling)
AAAAAAAAH!! IT'S KLUMPZILLA! HE'S GONNA EAT US ALL! I DON'T
WANNA DIE-IE-IE!!
Bertie looks from the blueprint to the advancing shape, then
stands firm, in front of his friend. But as the huge shape comes within reach,
even he can't help shutting his eyes and cringing a little.
Then the shape FINALLY emerges from the fog and it's...
SEEFORTH!
SEEFORTH
Who's there? What's going on? Is anybody hurt?!
BERTIE
Phew!
Bertie sags in relief, while Seeforth peers myopically at him
and Chip (still balled up and trembling).
Seeforth is pulling along a weirdly-shaped contraption,
mounted on a pair of wheels. Every so often, a couple of pistons are slowly
being pushed out of the tangle, hold for a minute, then shoot home with
reverberating thumps.
Out of a trumpet-shaped pipe at the top comes a huge jet of
smoke, making the pipe tremble with a low moan.
THE PIPE
GROAAAAAAARGH
SEEFORTH
Bertie? Is that you, my boy? By the great Pipple, am I glad
to see you! You wouldn't happen to know where we are, would you, mmm? Can't see
a thing in this blasted fog!
BERTIE
Seeforth! What are you... We're in the Piazza! But what are
you DOING?! And what's THAT thing for?!
SEEFORTH
Huh? What? Oh! Oh, this! Oh, yes, well, fine bit of
machinery, eh! I'm rather proud of it myself, actually. Not working properly
right now, of course...
Bertie turns around and touches Chips shoulder.
CHIP
AAAAAAGH! NOOOO! DON'T EAT MEEEEE!
BERTIE
Chip! It's ok, it's just Seeforth!
Chip peeks through his fingers, then uncurls and gets up. He
gapes up at the huge, heaving heap of bits and pieces.
CHIP
What's it do?
SEEFORTH
Hmmm? What? Oh! Didn't I say? It's a good-weather-maker!
Seeforth beams proudly at Bertie and Chip. They look up at
the huge column of smoke coming out of the top. Seeforth notices it and
deflates.
SEEFORTH
Erm, yes... It doesn't seem to work as I intended. All it
does is belch out fog... It got so bad, I lost my way to the lab...
BERTIE
I think it may be missing a part.
SEEFORTH
Oh? Really? How can you tell?
BERTIE
Well, we went to your lab, and I found this blueprint...
SEEFORTH
Oh? And just from that you could tell there's a part missing?
My boy, that's pure genius!
BERTIE
No, from that I knew you weren't a monster! But I also found
this.
Bertie shows Seeforth the piece. Seeforth takes it and turns
it around. Then suddenly his face lights up.
SEEFORTH
But of course! Of course! How silly of me! Wait just one
moment!
Seeforth goes to the back of the contraption and starts
tinkering with it.
SEEFORTH
(muttering)
Then this here... Attach that... there...
(loudly)
And VOILA!
Seeforth runs back to Bertie and Chip. The contraption stops
belching out smoke. Slowly, the two pistons extend then hold. The whole thing
begins to tremble slightly.
SEEFORTH
Now you'll see! Nothing but blue skies from here on out! All
thanks to this marvelous device!
The shudder gets stronger and both Bertie and Chip take a step back. The machine lets out a strangled little sound, then... IT EXPLODES, with a great big shockwave!
EXT. VARIOUS - DAY
The blast makes the entire Klumpie Tree tremble and BLOWS away the fog hanging over Klumpietown.
EXT. PIAZZA - DAY
Various Klumpies open their doors and shutters to see what
happened. King Klump, Queen Klumpetta and Sunny come running down from the
castle.
SUNNY
What happened?
SEEFORTH (O.S.)
Victory!!
Seeforth is hanging from a branch, his clothes in tatters and
covered in soot.
SEEFORTH
A bit more forceful than I anticipated, but still...
BERTIE (O.S.)
Yeah. Nothing but blue skies.
He and Chip are hanging from another branch. Everybody has a
hearty laugh as the sun shines down from a clear blue sky.
FADE OUT.